Teen gay works at Christian daycare undercover as teen hetero
This just in! Teen gay has been discovered by boss! Teen gay continues charade nonetheless!
While on this topic, I’d like to remind everyone that in my state and many others you may still be fired for your sexual orientation. Cool, right?
Teen gay gets called into boss’s office and told he has nothing to worry about because boss’s best friend is gay and why would she care anyway! All is well with teen gay!
what if zac efron went on tour with my chemical romance
what even prompted you to think this up
I think I may take a break from tumblr. I mean I say that and I’ll probably last a day but I mean to make it kind of long, I need to do something with my life and idk my parents are worked up about social media and who we’re following/what we’re saying and I just need a break from the constant anxiety that I’m getting because I don’t want them finding this account. I’ve gotten lucky twice. I don’t want to go to bed with a panic attack again anytime soon. So yeah, sorry. I’d appreciate it if you didn’t unfollow, since I’ll probably end up coming back soon, but yeah idk anymore bye
I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.
A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.
take a minute out of your day to witness this very important conversation between New Politics & Pete.
i love it when people say things like ‘i can’t draw to save my life’ because it makes me think of someone holding them at gunpoint saying ‘ALRIGHT HERES A PENCIL I WANNA SEE SPONGEBOB IN 45 SECONDS OR UR GONE’
yes and i would fucking die do u know how hard spongebob is to draw melanie
So my friend ran into tyler today??? I just
HE (tyler) asked HIM FOR A PICTURE WITH HIS BEARD.
*northern downpour comes on shuffle*
panic at the disco meme fucker: IM CRYING MY OVARIES THIS SONG IS SO SAD RYDEN SHOULD B TOGETHER FOREVER
Fact: Pansexuals are assigned one power exclusive only to them at birth. However, the more pansexuals are born, the more unique their powers get. It is rumoured that pansexual rapper Angel Haze, for instance, was given the power to rap exceptionally well, while Pete the Pansexual, who lives down the road, is just a really good parallel parker.
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences